18 Things To Do With A Third Arm:
- Drink coffee or something stronger, while typing
- Paper hanging
- Dial a cell phone while driving
- Hold all your paraphernalia while booting H
- Light a cigarette while making an amazing wind screen
- Opening jars
- Talking on the phone while rolling meatballs
- Punch my shaking head while covering my eyes
- Applauding while still being able to eat popcorn at the ball game.
- Keep the 3rd one hidden and “WHOA” whip it out with a surprise bitch-slap.
- Become a guitar legend that no one could imitate
- Dress up the third like a chestburster from “Alien” and scare people at a hospital.
- Unlocking the front door while carrying a bass fiddle
- Mixing a cocktail while drinking one
- Cutting your meat while eating potatoes
- Flipping the bird while keeping 2 hands on the wheel
- Rolling down the window while searching for change at a toll booth
- Opening the basement door while carrying a basket of laundry